I'm a little annoyed by you New-Year's-Resolution lemmings.

OK, yes, that's great that you have decided to eat better and exercise. This is truly fantastic news! I'm very happy for you, although I'm not sure why you needed to wait for the magic date of January 2006 to make it happen.

But why do you have to take all of the good salads from the SuperStore? Leaving me one with yucky bacon bits!

And you really need to suddenly pack yourselves into my otherwise empty rooftop exercise room at the same time I go? I know that in a month or so I'll no longer have to wait for the treadmill.

I'm not trying to get you to give up. I'm just silently cursing you.