Bonny, the maintenance guy here (I think) just told me I bare a resemblance to Céline Dion.

Let's compare, shall we?

Here's me at my welcome-home party:


And here's Celine (at MuchMusic, not my welcome-home party):


Perhaps if I pastied up my face, slapped on more makeup, lost a few hundred pounds.... No, I STILL would not look anything like her.