Sunday, May 02, 2004

So I tell Dave that I'm house hunting and he sends me a couple graphics to put up with my roommate profiles... with me as a Klingon. How very Dave.

His advice:
... when you go to a should should wear a leopard bra....and tease your hair really badly.....and have a lisp. Lispy people in leopard bras are factually and statistically more likely to get a new apartment than those who don't wear any bra at all....Or when you go to meet for an apartment, drop something....and say "whoops....silly me" and bend over and pick it up.
Dave's awesome.

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