Today is the last day for 13 of my coworkers.

They're plotting how to stuff up the system. Several interesting plans in the works...

shredding faxes, putting smileys in all the system notes just to piss everyone off, phoning the talking clock in Hong Kong and leaving it there all day, inviting everyone to a company-wide Sametime slag-off, filling the yellow wagon with computers, three-hour lunches, telling the customer service monkeys who call with stupid questions cos they didnt read the notes what we really think...

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*Ring Ring*

"Hi, this is Bob from Customer Care"
"F!@K YOU"

*Click*

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I'm really going to miss 'em.
And David is sulking.

~pouts in his general direction~