I am old.

Well, I mean, let's check the symptoms:

tired all the time

wrinkles (I saw them all around my eyes today, why did I look so closely?)

forget everything (I hope I left my cell phone at work)

walking hunched over with small, limpy steps

Clearly I am old.

I was running on the treadmill on Saturday and suddenly my back just screamed "I'M DONE - STOP!" and just... well, freaked out. I can barely walk or sleep or sit. Very uncomfortable.

So that lady hobbling down the road at a meter per hour? Ya, that's probably me.