Tuesday, October 30, 2007

The World's Shortest Fairytale

Maybe you've read this before, but a friend just sent it to me:

"Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl said:"NO!" And the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping, dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never had to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't get fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money, and had all the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched sports, never wore friggin' lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had high self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in sweat pants and was pleasant all the time. The End"

I do love men. I do. But it was still funny.
(Except for the part about NOT saving money. In my fairytale, she DID save money all the time. And drank London Fogs at Starbucks while reading the paper every day. The End.)

1 comment:

Raye said...

I love it! I may have to steal it! Hope to hear from you soon!